I just heard on talk radio play that Keurig is getting into the “make your own at home sodas and sports drinks“!!!  Something is brewing here.

What a fantastic opportunity here to be the innovator of something grander than sugar latent colored liquid toxins.  Thought of in home COGNITIVE COCKTAILS yet???!!!  If the science is leading toward consumption of chia seeds and coconut oils for improved body and brain function, why not add this to the products and launch!!  A DELIGHTFUL CHANCE to teach the world to add sparkle, natural flavors, important oils and fresh herbs, sealed in your little cups for sale!!!

Pretty please!  I need the next generation to have access to more goodies, for goodness sake.

Dear SodaStream,

If you need help with launching this, email me immediately!!!